Deep Thoughts by Luape Noswila (cousin of Jack Handy--500 times removed)

Whenever I hear the sound of rain,
it makes me think of the word "pejorative".
And that in turn makes me wonder about geese.
You know, when a flock of geese fly over a group of people, I often say with wildlife wisdom,
"Isn't that flock of geese absolutely pejorative?"


Someone in the group always responds, "Hey, you hippy, the definition of pejorative is,
'a word or phrase that has negative connotations or that is intended to disparage or belittle.' 
And you didn't even use the word properly, definition notwithstanding!"


And you know what?  Being a snarky guy, I respond, "Who died and made you King of China?"